Friday, April 11, 2008

The Perfect Halloween Costume

While most Halloween costumes only provide a moderate simulation of the character you strive to become, once in a while something magical happens. A perfect convegence of bad cartoon animation and cheap costume production. A rift in the space time contiuum. And a full moon all happen at the exact same moment. Thus the world is given what I refer to as a perfect halloween costume.

A costume that so perfectly and accurately makes the wearer look like their target character that it is illegal in 20 of the lower 48 united states as well as mexico.




Cheesie poofs and bad attitude not included.

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