Halloween Costumes You're Better Off Not Being

One thing I love, and I don't know why are toddler ninja costumes. Maybe it's the asian heritage. Maybe it's the realism of the hero figure surrealistically overlayed on such a tiny person. I don't know why. They're just cute. And I don't even like kids.




Have you seen? Heard? Knight Rider is back on the airwaves. Thankfully, minus David Hasselhoff. Yuck! I can't think of a more unappealing specimen of male celebrity. Ok. Maybe Hillary Clinton, but technically she's not male. Technically. Very technically.

Tge costumes have been available for a while, but not terribly popular. I mean, who wants to be the guy whose car was smarter than him?