Be Puss In Boots Instead

Shrek was a pretty good movie. Well, the first one anyway. Eddie Murphy as Donkey was great. Who, I ask you, who didn't love Donkey? No one. That's who. What's not to love?

Cartoon characters have been standard Halloween costume issue for many, many years. They usually make great costumes for adults and children alike. Spongebob. Fred Flintstone. Whatever. There ain't nothin' wrong with a good ole cartoon character Halloween costume come tricks or treats.

Not usually anyway.

Unless it makes your child look like this.




Well, it's a good way to ensure your spawn get to eat none of their Halloween candy. They'll never make it back with a single snack sized bar. They may not make it back at all.

You may as well send him or her out as a sign that reads kick my ass and steal my candy. Either way, It'll have the same effect.