Halloween is over. Kaput. There are scads of headless masks laying around. A sea of molted fictional faces. The capes are constipated. And the unpurchased costumes just lay there listelessly like some 80's ethiopian in a promo for christian children's fund. Where is Sally Struthers when the discarded, unused, third world costumes really need her? Is she dead or just too fat to react? I don't know, but I do know that the world is full of hungry costumes. Costumes that need to be fed. You can do your part for only pennies a day. For the price of a three musketeers you can save a costume and it's family from suffering another year in a cold, unfeeling warehouse. Unworn. Unwanted and hopeless.
Statistic show the rate of suicide amongst Halloween costumes increases exponentially on November 1st. Help save these costumes before it's too late. Recognize the warning signs.
Halloween is over.
The movie was a flop.
There was another harry potter movie.
Every year thousands of costumes are born without anyone to wear them. Any trick or treats or Halloween parties to look forward to. Don't continue to sit back and let that happen. You can change the world. One unpopular costume at a time.
Buy them. Be them. Before it's too late. All they want is a chance. Won't you give them that?
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