Do you ever wonder about black holes? Quantum mechanics? Alternate realities? Yea, me neither.
What I do wonder about is poor Chewbacca. So dehydrated in this future of global warming. No. wait. Star Wars took place long, long ago. Even though, oddly, they were far more advanced than our present day. Strange anachronism there.
Speaking of quantum theory how many dimensions, I wonder, are there in which Harry Potter is still an acceptable form of entertainment. Not too many I hope. If Friday the 13 th sucks in this timeline does little Jason not drown in Crystal Lake in another. Is it possible that somewhere in the amalgam of infinite realities we suppose must be that a hockey mask is not the most laughable form of horror ever.
I know there are alternate realities simply by necessity. Because there must be worlds better than this. Worlds where Saw stops gracefully at movie number three and there is no such thing as the Disney channel. Let alone their High School Musicals.
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