So my brother supposes he'll be a Hazmat guy for a Halloween this year. Why? Because he is the proud owner of a genuine Bee Keeper's suit. He says they look alike. Bee keeper's and Hazmat suits. But then he also thinks Ellen Degeneres and Meg Ryan could be twins.
Hmmm... maybe he's onto something there. *cough* lesbians *cough*
I don't know why certain celebrities come out of the closet while still others use triple dead bolts and quadruple chain locks to keep themselves inside. I'm talking about you, Tom Cruise, Jon Travolta and Clay Aiken.
It's just one of life's quirkly little mysteries I guess. Like why one in three tv judges must be british. No one really knows for sure, but all agree such a delicate balance mustn't be tampered with.
Speaking of mysterious and precarious anomalies... High School Musical costumes are becoming terribly popular. I don't know, to me, they just seem so cliche. The popular girl. The cheerleader. And the basketball star. I mean, come on. This is cutting edge? This is trendy? This is the current pop culture, snort it with a flexy straw, won't sleep til the sequel, cocaine? No wonder tv sucks and gas prices can't sit still. Everyone's so bored that boring has become the new shocking and exciting.
God help us all if people stop doing what the television tells them to do. Then no one would be driving SUV's and gas prices would be stable. No one would go to the movies when there's nothing good to see. Movie theater popcorn would fall from grace. Ten dollar soft drinks would become a bit of trivia in the annuls of American history. And politicians across the country would finally admit to being gay. All would be right with the world.
Except for disney movies. Some evils simply can't be defeated.
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