Curious George on evolution: He's definitely for it. He'd like to prove it, but he's too busy examing the mysterious stain on the bed between where he and the Man in the Yellow Hat sleep.
Darth Vader on the War on Terror: He's for war. And for terror. Just so long as they don't disrupt the shipment of his intergalactic antihistemaines.
Jason Voorhees on working Mother's and Daycare: He's loves mothers and day care. Provided there's no lake nearby.
Fred Flintstone's thoughts on hybrid cars: I am the original Hybrid car Damn It!
Frodo Baggins on the current state of American politics: The powerful evil of the ring is quite seductive, but Gandolf's staff is more potent.
Batman on national health care: He's in favor, provided the Boy Wonder is covered under his plan.
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