I've been managing/tending/promoting Halloween costume sites for many years now and have developed an unnatural knowledge of all things costumes and all things Halloween. I've never actually been a big fan of the holiday. What with the dressing up and the parties and kids. Eck. Nuissance, one and all.
My own personal hell has always vaguely resembled the doorbell ringing every two seconds only to open it and find children with bags full of sugar begging for more.
But Halloween has been good to me. To the people I work for. And because of that I've become intimately acquainted with all manor of costume, decorations and mask. So now I proclaim it my duty to share aforementioned knowledge with all ye who seek said knowledge.
I will tell what is was cool then. What is cool now. And what will be cool in the future. For I know all. I am the magistrate and the deity of all things Halloween. I am the Halloween Costume Idiot. Ruler of all forms, shapes and manner of disguise.
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